User:Rock-O-Jello/Lines that should've been in The Loud House

From Jellopedia
Jump to navigationJump to search

Just a little something I put together during Church. Enjoy!


["Pulp Friction"]

  • Luan: "I see your bet, and raise you!" [Giggles]
  • Narrator: "The Jo--"
  • [In the recording studio]
  • DC executive: "GIMME THE MIC!"
  • Narrator voice: "What--?"
  • DC executive: "GIMME THE MIC, COPYRIGHT INFRINGER!"
  • Voice actor: "But dude, that's her actual super name!"
  • DC executive: "I WILL SUE YOU SO FREAKING HARD!"

  • Lucy: "All my friends ain't emo, take it slow / Don't wait for them to Panic! at the Disco"


["Space Invader"]

  • Junior: "You know, I'm noticing a serious lack of--"
  • Lincoln: "Crack any ballsack, wang, or teabag jokes, and you're sleeping on the couch, cowgirl."
  • Junior: "But then I can't talk--"
  • Lincoln: "EXACTLY!"

  • Mrs. Loud: "LYNN!"
  • Mr. Loud & Junior: "Yes?"

  • Leni: "Hey, Lori, how do you like my new hat?" [Wearing one of Lincoln's briefs on her head]
  • [Lori face-palms]

  • Lana: "MY DRAWING'S PRETTIER!"
  • Lola: "NUH-UH, MINE IS!"
  • Lana: "MINE IS!"
  • Lola: "POOPYHEAD!"
  • Lana: "PUGFACE!"
  • Luan [passing by at the time]: "You have the same face, numbskulls."
  • [Lana's eyes shrink to pinpoints; Lola dons an excited grin]
  • Lola: "MAKEOVER TIME!" [Grabs toy makeup kit from shelf and tackles her screaming twin]

[Twerking scene from end of "Come Sale Away"]

The sky is fallin', baby,
Drop that a** 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky is fallin', baby,
Drop that a** 'fore it crash (higher)


  • Luan: "Hey, Luna! Equestria Girls 2 called, they want their cringy songs back!"
  • Luna: "Eat a poopcake, Luan!"
  • [Luan giggles]

[Lana comes into the TV room crying]

  • Lana [climbs on her dad's lap]: "Daddy, Lola called me the 'F' word!"
  • Mr. Loud [flabbergasted]: "Sh-she what!?"
  • Lana [crying into her dad's shirt]: "Sh-she called me 'fat'!"
  • Mr. Loud: "Oh." [Pats his daughter awkwardly on the back] "There, there..."

  • Lana: "Mommy, Mommy! Look at my new pet!"
  • Turtle Carvey: "Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club, Mrs. Loud?"

["Pulp Friction"]

  • Bill Buck: "This looks like a...'full hou--'"

[Warner Bros. executive screams and beats up Bill's voice actor with the DC executive cheering him on]