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["Pulp Friction"]
- Luan: "I see your bet, and raise you!" [Giggles]
- Narrator: "The Jo--"
- [In the recording studio]
- DC executive: "GIMME THE MIC!"
- Narrator voice: "What--?"
- DC executive: "GIMME THE MIC, COPYRIGHT INFRINGER!"
- Voice actor: "But dude, that's her actual super name!"
- DC executive: "I WILL SUE YOU SO FREAKING HARD!"
- Lucy: "All my friends ain't emo, take it slow / Don't wait for them to Panic! at the Disco"
- Luan: "Excuse me, sir! Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO!? Well, you better let the poor guy out! WA-HAH! WA-HAH!"
["Space Invader"]
- Junior: "You know, I'm noticing a serious lack of--"
- Lincoln: "Crack any ballsack, wang, or teabag jokes, and you're sleeping on the couch, cowgirl."
- Junior: "But then I can't talk--"
- Lincoln: "EXACTLY!"
- Mrs. Loud: "LYNN!"
- Mr. Loud & Junior: "Yes?"
- Leni: "Hey, Lori, how do you like my new hat?" [Wearing one of Lincoln's briefs on her head]
- [Lori face-palms]
- Lana: "MY DRAWING'S PRETTIER!"
- Lola: "NUH-UH, MINE IS!"
- Lana: "MINE IS!"
- Lola: "POOPYHEAD!"
- Lana: "PUGFACE!"
- Luan [passing by at the time]: "You have the same face, numbskulls."
- [Lana's eyes shrink to pinpoints; Lola dons an excited grin]
- Lola: "MAKEOVER TIME!" [Grabs toy makeup kit from shelf and tackles her screaming twin]
[Twerking scene from end of "Come Sale Away"]
The sky is fallin', baby,
Drop that a** 'fore it crash (higher)
The sky is fallin', baby,
Drop that a** 'fore it crash (higher)
- Luan: "Hey, Luna! Equestria Girls 2 called, they want their cringy songs back!"
- Luna: "Eat a poopcake, Luan!"
- [Luan giggles]
[Lana comes into the TV room crying]
- Lana [climbs on her dad's lap]: "Daddy, Lola called me the 'F' word!"
- Mr. Loud [flabbergasted]: "Sh-she what!?"
- Lana [crying into her dad's shirt]: "Sh-she called me 'fat'!"
- Mr. Loud: "Oh." [Pats his daughter awkwardly on the back] "There, there..."
- Lana: "Mommy, Mommy! Look at my new pet!"
- Turtle Carvey: "Am I not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club, Mrs. Loud?"
["Pulp Friction"]
- Bill Buck: "This looks like a...'full hou--'"
[Warner Bros. executive screams and beats up Bill's voice actor with the DC executive cheering him on]